Post by eddiegordon on Mar 30, 2009 1:39:16 GMT -5
The show opens with a camera shot of Downtown Chicago, then shows the U.I.C.
Pavilion.
"Chicago Illinois, home of some of some of the toughest wrestling fans in the
world. This building has seen it all. Wargames has been in here, Ric Flair
defended the NOW World title in this building..and now..a town that's host to
violence, gets to host the most wiolent wrestling promotion in America today.
This...is GCW's MARCH MASSACRE!!!
(Clips are shown from Carter's first visit to WWKF, Brett Fury vs DXLatin on
las Monday's Meltdown show, Worthington slapping WWKF General Manager Alyssa
Ruins and then getting beat up for it by GCW wrestlers, Carter's luggage
getting set on fire. Jack jumping DXLatin after his match and being thrown out
the door. Onita vs Senshi, and other clips, all to the song "Mean Streets" by
Van Halen.
It then goes to ringside with Mike Dean and Sean Patterson.
Mike: Hello fans..and welcome to GCW's..MARRCH MASSACRE!!! (The fans pop with
cheers). We are live...right here from the U.I.C. Pavilion in Chicago, Illinois,
my name is Mike Dean and with me is Sean Patterson. Sean, we have someone else
joining us to observe things.
Sean: yes, we have a wrestling legend, one who has signed a contract to appear
here in GCW, let me introduce you to, the Masked Superstar.
Superstar: It's good to be here, I'll be scouting various wrestlers to see what
I'm going to be up against here in GCW.
Mike: Tonight guys, we have ALOT in store. The International Champion "Mr. Monday
Meltdown" Masa Onita, defends his title against a man who was once known as "Mr.
Monday Night', Rob Van Dam.
Sean: That should be an awesome match.
Mike: We have a Bar Room Brawl match, with the tag team champions the Bloodshed
Brawlers defending against not just one tag team, but EVERY tag team here in GCW.
Sean: Bar room brawl rules apply and whoever is tossed over the top rope, that
team is eliminated, anything can happen in this match, and The man who just got
promoted to General Manager here in GCW, Eddie Gordon, is even supplying the
bar room weapons!
Superstar: You know if the GM or match maker is supplying the weapons, it's going to
be a rough night for all involved in that match.
Mike: The South American Champion James The Truth puts that title on the line against
The Great Riquez, in a ghetto chain match.
Sean: I don't think we'll be seeing much of a wrestling clinic in that one.
Superstar: Legend Ivan Koloff was the ultimate master of chain matches.
Sean: Who?
Mike: Ivan Koloff, he and Nikita Koloff and Krusher Krushev ran rampant thru the NWA
back in the day and nobody, is the light bulb ever going to go on in your head Sean?
Sean: Don't take it out on me because I don't know who you're talking about. I had to Gogle
this guy's name (pointing to Superstar) just so I had an idea who he was.
Superstar: You might want to stay on Google and learn some more, Mike, you deal with this
all the time?
Mike: Yeah, he's great for commewnts but he does have to get more informed on wrestling
information.
Sean: Well the information I got is that Riquez is going to go all out to win the S.A,
championship.
Mike: We'll have to see about that, just like we'll have to see how good, WWKF's DXLatin,
is against our world champion, "Rebel Angel" Jack Carter.
Sean: This is Carter's home town, and DXLatin coming off a match last night in Florida on
WWKF's show against our own Brett Fury, I don't know, you'd think the powers that be in
WWKF would've sent a replacement.
Mike: Maybe DXLatin is just being stubborn and wantsa to prove a point, that no matter
what the odds are, no matter what he has to go thru, he's going to win in the end.
Superstar: it's a nice theory on paper, but he's had some tough matches the last couple
of weeks. Coming into this not being 100% is going to hurt him.
Sean: We have othe rmatches lined for this great show like....
("In Time" by Mark Collie plays)
Mike: Like we'll have to tell you later because we, are going to be hearing one
hell of an ear piercing cheer, right about...now.
(The fans stand and ewrupt in extremely loud cheers as the GCW World Champion, "Rebel
Angel" Jack Carter comes up the isle. Jack's wearing his trademark leather vest with the
"Club 81" patch on back, black jeans, skull cap, biker boots and is wearing a "Buddy Guy's
Legends, Chicago" sweatchirt under the vest...he comes to the ring and gets a mic, circling
the ring as the fans cheer very loud).
Sean: Jesus, I never heard such loud cheering before.
Mike: I can't hear you...
Jack looks around, then gets up on the second turn buckle and raises his fist into the
air, which brings even more cheers....when he steps down a loud "Certer..Carter..Carter.."
chant erupts..
Superstar: This guy is a member of Club 81, right?
Mike: Correct.
Superstar: That's the Hell's Angels Motorcycle Club, he's amember of one of the most ruthless
motorcycle clubs in the world, breaks every rule there is, says things that are considered
'taboo"'in this sport, yet these fans cheer the hell out of him, I don't get it.
Sean: Carter doesn't get it either.
Mike: it's a strange world we live in.
The chanting dies down and Jack shakes his head.
"I see we have alot of drunks in the building, tonite".
(the fans erupt in loud cheers again, and Jack smiles, then continues)
"well ain't it good to be alive, and IN CHICAGO...ILLINOIS"!
(the fans bust out in very loud cheers again, and Jack circles the ring again).
JC: I had a match in Florida last night, on WWKF's Slim Survivals show and let me tell you..
after the match, the cheap shots came..they nailed me all over...They couldn't handle the fact
that Onita and I, backed up what we said, just like we always have..we took it to the competition
and the best they could do? Instead of just admitting they bit off more than they could chew
when they sent two winos...who are better off with the homeless people over on Madison ave...
(the fans go 'oooooo"...),against us, instead of just manning up and saying ok, you beat us..
they resorted to cheap shots with a weapon..well that's fine and dandy because last night...it
was their back yard...Tonite...IT'S OUR...BACKYARD!
(the fans cheer loud again)
JC: Now DXLatin, you've spewed all the crap you're gonna spill..you huffed and puffed all over
the internet on how you were gonna beat me.right here..in my home town...(the fans start a chant
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Dave Meltzer: hsmeltzer@juno.com "bullshit, bullshit, bullshit")..and that's exactly my response to that...bullshit..(the fans
cheer again). Because you after last night's match, are in no shape to even try to beat me, you
should've stayed in Florida..You should've gone to a hospital...frankly..I think you should go
to Hell, myself...(the fans laugh and go 'oooooo'), but..like many who hjave come down the
road thinking they're all that, you've come to the show tonight, and you're telling anyone who'll
listen for 30 seconds, that you're going to do the impossible..you're going to beat me..in this
ring..in my home town of chicago...
(the camera comes in close to Jack's face)
JC: A black man has a better chance of joining the KKK..than you beating me in my home town.
(the camera man steps back)
Sean: WWWHHAATTT!? HE CAN'T SAY THAT, OH MY GOD!
(the fans go "wwwhhoooaaaaa"!)
Mike: (cringes)..Just when you thought you've heard it all here in GCW...
Superstar: and yet the fans cheer for him still, fans are strange.
JC: You must be high on meth..or totally crazy..if you think, in your condition, that you're
going to beat me, and you know what.. you might pull it off...I could be under estimating you
tenaciousness, but i promise you..that...you do..you better make sure the cab you came in, has
its engine running, because....
(Jack notices the Masked Superstar..and walks to the ropes where he's sitting)
Sean: uh oh..
Mike: Superstar...take it easy...
JC: Listen...I don't know why you're here...I have a ton of respect for you...I heard what you said
last night...if you have an issue with me...anytime after this show is over...you can bring it..I
won't do anything to you..and you know my word is gold on that...welcome to GCW...and if you're looking
for me..I'll be waiting..anytime you want me...
(Jack walks back to the center of the ring and Superstar nods his head)
Superstar: fair enough.
JC: So tonight right here in my home town DXLatin...we're gonna be RAISING HELL IN CHICAGO
TONIGHT! (the fans cheer loud)..DXLatin, I'm going to show you why not only am I one of the
top guys in the sport of professional wrestling, why I am the world champion you'll never
accomplish being..but I'm also going to show..and all your WWKF fans, why GCW IS the company
wqith some of the toughest wrestlers in the world..and I'm going to do that..by kicking your
ass! (the fans cheer again), and then..after the show, I'll be heading right here (points at
his sweatshirt), to Buddy Guy's Legends over on Lasalle street, to hear the best blues, drink
and have the hell raising good time I always have...(the fans roar again).. So DXLatin, you can
say I'm fat, old, whatever, when you've had as many victory meals as I have...(the fans go "ooo"),
you're gonna get a bit chubby, and after tonight, I'm gonna have yet anotother victory meal at your
expense, so stick that up your ass and enjoy it!
(the fans stand and cheer Jack again as he leaves the ring). He pauses as Dan Stansen comes up the
isle..they stare at each other for a long moment and then Dan climbs the stairs and enters the ring).
Sean: Carter wants to talk about Victory meals, wasn't it Dan there who beat him in a non title match
acouple weeks ago?
Mike: Yes, that's probably why the staredown just occured, Dan knows he has a title shot coming soon,
but now has to contend with trhe newest member of the Hardcore Institute, Dangerous Dave Vicious.
Sean: I don't know if Dr. Payne can get Dave out of losing slump, he hasn't been quite dangerous, except
for sneak attacks.
Superstar: Sneak attacks will only get you so far.
Mike: I agree.
DAN STANSEN VS DANGEROUS DAVE VICIOUS (MANAGED BY DR. EVERETTE PAYNE)
"I'm Shipping Up To Boston" by the Dropkick Murphys plays and Jack still waits as Dr. Everette Payne brings
"Dangerous' Dave Vicious to the ring. he passes Carter and gives him a sniveling look, then gets a mic as he
steps into the ring, Dan steps out and Carter starts up the isle.
Payne: Hey Carter..That's right biker man, I'm talking to you..
(Jack turns around and comes back to the ring side area)
Payne: You need to be more worried about the Hardcore Institute coming for you, worry about that more than
worrying about that old fossil sitting over there (points at Superstar)..
(Jack starts heading to the ring but Dan stops him).
DS: This is my match, I'll take care of it.
(Superstar gets to his feet as well).
Mike: Sir, Superstar, don't pay attention to what he's saying.
Sean: Yeah, your day will come for him, the saying around GCW is, what goes around, comes around.
(Superstar points at Payne, then sits back down)
Payne: That's right, sit your ass back down where you belong, you don't want any of this..and
neither do you..Carter...
(the fans go 'oooo')
Payne: SHUT UP..AND GIVE ME THE RESPECT I DESERVE!
(the fans boo again..and carter whispers something to Stansen..Dan nods as Jack's talking to him..
Carter then looks up at Payne..and gives him the finger..before heading up the isle again).
Sean runs up to Jack..
"Carter..Jack..what did you tell Dan just now"?
JC: I told him, that beer's on sale at Walmart two blocks from here. and that cigars are cheap there too.
Sean: oh come on...
(Jack walks away as Dan slides into the ring, Ike Brewer call for the bell).
Vicious charges but then backs off as Dan has his bullrope in his hand, he's threatening to hit Dave with
the cowbell. the fans chant "hit him Dan..hit him Dan..Hit him Dan..". he then turns to drop his cowboy hat
in the corner, Dave charges and Dan spins around, and clocks Vicious in the face with the cowbell. The fans
pop big as Dan pounds Dave with the cowbell, the drops it and stomps Vicious with his cowboy boots. Dr. Payne
gets up on the apron and Dan turns and belts him off the apron, to an even bigger pop.
Sean: That'll teach him.
Dan goes to whip Dave but Dave reverses and turns Dan, whipping him back into the corner, he then nails a
running clothesline, clocking Dan in the corner. vicious then clobbers Dan with punches and knees to the
gut before lifting him up to the top buckle and delivering a superplex. Dave takes Dan's cowbell and is about
to crack Stansen witrh it, Ike tries to stop it but Dave shoves the referee out of the way and clocks Dan
with his own cowbell. he uses the edge of it to slice across Dan's forehead, making him bleed before again
cracking him in the head with it. he throws it out into the crowd and lifts Stansen to his feet. he puts him
up in the Torture Rack.
Mike: The old Lex Luger move.
Sean: It seemed to work for him, though that Lex Express deal wasn't so swell.
Mike: You remember that, but you don't know who Ivan Koloff is..(shakes his head).
Dan's screaming and yelling but refuses to give up. Dave drops him and goes for a fist drop, but Dan moves out
of the way, grabs the wrist and puts Vicious in a hammerlock on the mat. Stansens then drops knee after knee
Dave's arm and lower back. he then slugs Vicious in the back and side of the head repeatedly. he then gets up
and drops an elbow to the back of Dave's neck, then lifts him to his feet.
Dave tries to reverse a whip but Dan re-reverses it and sends Dave into the ropes. Dave ducks a fore arm, hits
the opposite set of ropes, just to get nailed vith a brutal clothesline as he comes off them.
Sean: WHAM! Dave never saw that coming.
Mike: Superstar, you've been hit with a clothesline, they as painful as they look?
Superstar: They don't tickle..This Stansen guy, he related to Stan Hansen? he sure has his mannerisms.
Mike: Word is Hansen trained him.
Superstar: Did a good job.
Dan lifts Dave up and goes for a short arm lariat but Vicious ducks it and gets a t-bone suplex on Dan. he
then stomps dan in the head, lifts him up to his feet and whips him over the top rope to the floor.
Mike: No over the top rope disqualifications here in GCW.
Superstar: There doesn't seem to be many rules in this company.
Sean: Oh we have them, you just have to read between the lines on where they are.
Mike: Nice answer, that sounded about as good as Vince McMahon trying to slam TNA's product before Dixie Carter
owned him, making him look like an idiot for even speaking to begin with.
Superstar: You guys can 'shoot' like this about other federations?
Mike: Yeah, we don't have an owner telling us in ear pieces what to say, like some federations do.
Superstar: interesting.
Dave goes for a suicide dive but Dan had grabbed a steel chair, and he puts it up as Vicious dived. Dave crashes
face first into the chair. Dan's on his knees bashing Vicious in the head with the chair busting him open as
blood pours down Dan's face as well. Dan then sees Payne trying to slowly come up and throws the chair in that
direction, before taking Dave and slamming him into the ring stairs. Stansen then clears off the Time Keeper's
table, takes the table and sets it against a section of the guard rail. he goes to whop Vicious but Dave puts
the brakes on, tries a back elbow but Stansens ducks and reverses a whip, sending dave crashing thru the upper
part of the table. he falls over the rail into the fans.
Payne gets the chair and cracks Dan in the back. Dan topples over and Payne whacks him again. "Mr. Muscles"
Frankie Armadillo comes down to the ring and joins in a two on one. beating on Dan.
Mike: I see that this is how the Hardcore Institute does things now. when their guy is losing, just jump the
guy who's beating them.
Sean: everyone does it, why should they be different.
Right then Big Vinnie James comes down the isle, takes an almost beer can from a fan, and when Frankie turns
around, blasts Armadillo in the face with the can. The fans pop with cheers and Dan grabs Payne and slugs him
to the floor. he then as Vinnie gets Frankie and slams him into a ring post, nails a front suplex on Vicious,
landing him on top of the guard rail. dan gets another chair and cracks vicious in the back of the head and
then gets back into the ring.
Vinnie's eyes get raked by Frankie and then "Mr. Muscles" low blows Vinnie as Referee Ike Brewer starts a count
on Vicious. 1..2...3..4..5..6..7..8..9.......10. and calls for the bell. WINNER! DAN STANSEN!
Mike: Dave couldn't answer the bell, he's still hanging over that guard rail.
Sean: At least he won, the way it should be, this interference by Frankie and Armadillio really spoils things.
Superstar: It's an old trick, some can master it, and then, there's them two. here comes the GM.
Eddie Gordon comes down the isle and gets a mic from Sean.
"Every week on Meltdown I seem to have to do this, it gets old, but until you guys learn, I'm going to keep
doing it...Since your guy Francis here and Vinnie are already out here? Your match will be, NOW"!
The fans cheer and start a chant of "francis..francis...francis..." and Armadillo kicks the ring stairs yelling
at the fans to shut up. Eddie continues..
"And since you..Dr, Mr. or whatever..Payne, like to interfere? I'm going to put an end to that, right now..
Officer?
(A Chicago Police officer working security comes up and hands Eddie a set of handcuffs).
"You Payne are going to be handcuffed..now I could have you handcuffed to the turnbuckle here, but I have a
better idea. I'm gonna handcuff you to the guy you called an old fossil..and you can live with that"!
(the fans start roaring with cheers)
Mike: WHAT!? handcuffed to the Masked Superstar!?
Sean: Oh boy, Payne's in trouble now.
As Vicious is lead up the isle by paramedics Payne's having a fit..
"NO..No nonono..not him! I won't do it, forget it, NO"!
(Superstar gets to his feet, comes around and Payne backs up, bumping into Vinnie James. Paynes turns and sees
Vinnie, turns around again , right into a left hook by the Superstar).
The fans cheer loudly and Superstar gets the cuffs and cuffs him and Payne together.
sean: There ya go, how's that feel Payne?
BIG VINIE JAMES VS 'MR. MUSCLES' FRANKIE ARMADILLO
Eddie leaves the area and both wrestlers enter the ring from opossite sides. the fans start another "francis..
francis...francis.." chant. Frankie thratens the fans..
"SHUT UP..DON'T CALL ME FRANCIS"!
Frankie turns back into the ring and Vinnie clocks him with an overhead right, then whips him into the ropes for
a sidewalk slam.
Mike: Picking up 160 lbs of frankie to Vinnie is lioke picking up a pillow.
Sean starts laughing.
Vinnie fires Frankie into a corner hard. he walks in and Frankie tries kicking his way out, but the kicks aren't
having any effect. James decks Frankie with an elbow to the head, then kicks him in the stomach before nailing
another elbow to the head. Armadillo slumps down in the corner amd Vinnie stands on his chest as Ike Brewer
starts a 5 count.
At the count of 4 Vinnie gets off Frankie, Armadillo hits a desperate lowblow, Payne tries to go to where Frankie
is but the Superstar yanks Everette back, and then slams him into the ring post. Ike watches the action of what
Superstar's doing and Frankie reaches into his tights, he comes up with brass knuckles and cracks Vinnie in the
face. Vinnie staggers and Frankie gets to his feet, jumps onto the second ropes and comes off with a punch to
Vinnie's face, which drops James to the mat, bleeding. Frankie goes for a cover. 1...2...
Mike: Vinnie gets his shoulders up.
Sean: Little frankie has a weapon in his hand.
Mike: He better use it as besat he can, Vinnie gets a breather in, forget about it.
Frankie pounds Vinnie and busts him open even more. he gets the big man on his feet, punches him low with the
knucks, and then rams his shoulders between the middle and top buckle, into the ring post. he punches Vinnie's
and then spins him in the corner where he cracks him in the head before kneeing him the gut, making him slump
to the mat in the corner. Frankie then gives the fans the finger, and then goes to the cross corner to the other
corner.
Mike: oh no..don't tell me he's gonna..
Sean: what..
Mike: yep..he's gonna.
Sean: what...
Frankie charges and nails the bronco buster on Big Vinnie James. as he's bouncing on Vinnie he's yelling. "you're my
bitch..you're my bitch..you're my bitch".
Sean: mmaannn..that is so humiliating, having a 160 pound little runt saying you're his bitch.
Mike: I can hear these guys playing that to the hill for the next month.
Sean: yeah these big mouths..who wait a minute...look at this.
Payne tries to get to the corner and while Ike's turned his back to go and calm that down, Dan Stansen has come
back out to the ring, he slides in and clocks Frankie in the back of the head with a cowbell.
Sean: How many of them does he have?
Mike: Don't matter. Justice is being done now.
Dan very quickly lifts the little Armadillo to his feet, fires him into the ropes and nails a brutal lariat,
Frankie drops like a sack of potatoes and Dan slides out of the ring, crouching in a corner. Vinnie gets up, looks
around, sees Dan who's pointing to Frankie. Vinnie lifts Frankie up, and nails a jacknife on him, then covers him,
hooking the leg. Ike turns around and makes the count. 1...2...3. WINNER BIG VINNIE JAMES!
Dan quickly goes up the isle as Vinnie's hand is raised in victory.
Mike: Dan came out and got even, now the hardcore Institute has to go back to the drawing board.
Sean: They're not making the impression they've bragged about making, though that bronco buster on Vinnie
was quite embarassing.
Let's go to the back with Craig Johnson.
"Craig Johnson here with Dan Stansen, Dan you went out there and gave the Hardcore Institute a taste of their
own medicine".
Dan: Yes I did, They think they can use cheap tactics, well I know how to use them my damn self, we can play these
games all year long, and if they want to, I...
(Vinnie comes up and shoves Dan)
Vinnie: What the hell you doing, getting into my match.
Dan: I was giving you a hand, they got me so..
Vinnie: You saying I couldn't get the job done myself?
Dan: Well, Frankie was giving you the bronco buster, and calling you his bitch.
(Vinnie's getting steamed)
Dan: He's what, 150 pounds, and he's bronco busting you in a corner? You're not doing anything about it, so
yeah, it looked like you needed help. Unless you like the fact he made you his bitch...
Vinnie slugs Dan and they start a brawl. Security comes and breaks them up.
Vinnie: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, NEWBIE. I'M NOBODY'S BITCH!
Dan: hey fuck you, Francis made you his bitch!
Vinnie tries to get at Dan again..
Dan: If it wasn't for me you never would've won, so until further notice you can enjoy being Frankie's bitch.
Vinnie: I'll kick your ass cowboy!
Dan: Anytime you wanna try, I'll do the same thing Francis did to you.
Vinnie: You son of a bitch..(tries to get at Dan but security keeps them seperated..Onita comes out of a dressing
room, carrying the International title..he sees what's happening and shakes his head. He looks at Craig Johnson)
MO: Pay Per View always seems to raise the emotions..the tensions always run high..this..(points to Dan and Vinnie)
is no different. (Masa then heads out and as his intro "The One" by White Zombie plays..Craig looks at the camera)
Craig: Guys, I have a feeling this is gonna worse between Dan and Vinnie...back to you since Onita's headed your
way.
Mike: yes, as you can hear the fans, the International Heavyweight champion is on his way to the ring.
The fans cheer as Onita, in his dress shirt, nice black jeans and black boots comes to the ring. Mike gives him a
mic and Masa takes in the cheers...then speaks.
MO: Last night, in Florida on the WWKF's Anniverary show, Jack Carter and I reunited for one night as the Brother
hood of The Damned...(the fans cheer)...They threw us two guys who had no experience teaming together, and it
showed. We out classed them, and took them to wrestling school. They wound up fighting amoung each other and we
got a win over them...(the fans cheer loud). so now...it's WWKF 2...GCW 1...and I'm sure Carter's going to beat
the holy hell out of DXLatin later tonight..so after tonight..it's going to be tied...GCW 2..WWKF 2...
(the fans cheer again)
MO: And the fact they pulled a switcheroo on Brett Fury last night, replacing DXLatin with Killer, really just
ashows that the GM there had no faith in her boy to get the job done again. that maybe...his win over Brett Fury
was a fluke. Alyssa Ruins was scared to let her boy wrestle..ore maybe he was hoping he wouldn't have to wrestle..
(the fans go "ooooo")
MO: But this is GCW...we wrestle hurt, no matter how hurt..we don't punk out of a match we're booked in. and no
matter how much DXLatin was hiding behind Alyssa's skirt, he WILL be wrestling tonight here in GCW..so Latin had
better be ready, because only a real man, who wants to be somebody in this sport, wrestles hurt..we've all done it
and we'll continue to do it because that's how it is...now tonite..I'm defending this title here against...you know
who it is....
(the fans chant "RVD, RVD, RVD")
MO: That's right...Rob Van...DUMB. (the fans go "oooooooo"), because Rob if you really think you're just gonna
come in here, from lord knows where..and take this International title from me...you're dumb..VERY DUMB..and I'm
gonna show you tonight in this ring, just how, you really are. because this is...CHICAGO, ILLINOIS...(the fans
pop bug), and in,CHICAGO ILLINOIS, they expect rough matches..they want it, they crave it and most times, they get
it...This match with you will be no exception, so before I head off to Germany to defend this title, me coming off
a win over you here. raises the stakes for my opponents, over there...so later tonight..expect an ass kicking,
because I'm going to send you back to your rinky dink comic book store, a very beaten man, and if you doubt it,
the..prove, me..wrong".
Onita leaves the ring and heads up the isle as Great Riquez come sout, he bumos into Masa, and Onita turns around,
takes his black sunglasses off, and is about to go after him, when Owner James Long comes out and says something
to Onita..Masa nods and goes to the back as Riquez makes it to the ring,
"JAMES THE TRUTH, COME OUT, I GONNA BEAT YOU NOW"!
(the fans go 'oooo" then boo Riquez..Riquez gets out of the ring and in a fan's face. ring security has to get
between him and the fan).
Sean: It's sure tense around here tonight Mike.
Mike: Fan's pay for the right to say what they want, when they buy a ticket, just don't cross that line and do
anything more..
Sean: especially with a guy like Riquez, who could go nuts at any time..
Right then "Fantanstic Voyage" by Coolio plays.
Sean: James changed his intro..
Mike: Yes he did, this is a cool song though, and for him, as champion it's been onme fantastic voyage for him. so
I can see why the song.
The fans cheer as James The Truth comes down the isle, he enters the ring.
"Here I am, Great Regret, it's with great regret that you're going to lose this match, big man. AND THAT'S THE TRUTH"!
JAMES THE TRUTH VS THE GREAT RIQUEZ9 GHETTO CHAIN MATCH FOR SOUTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP)
Referee Larry Huntley connects both wrestlers to a long thick chain, then signals for the bell.
Riquez whips James in the face with the chain. James fires back with a kick to the gut and bashes Riquez back with
the chain. Riquez steps back and then comes forward with a headbutt and slams James into a corner, he nails him with
shoulder blocks, and the chops James in the temple. he goes to to one corner, then goes to drag James to another but
James pulls on the chain, spinning the big man around so James can clotrhesline him to the mat.
James wraps the chain around his fist and starts pounding Riquez in the face, busting him open, blood seeping thru
his mask. James then nails a knee drop to the groin and drags Riquez to one corner, the another, then a third...on
the forth Riquez, turns and gets a go behind for a german suplex, breaking the momentum.
Riquez wraps the chain around James's throat and chokes him with it. larry tries a 5 count but to no avail, Riquez
isn't listening and keeps choking James with the chain.
Sean: Is there a DQ in this match?
Mike: No, anything goes so choking here is legal.
Riquez leans all his weight on James as he continues to choke him. Stan'the man' Brody comes out to the ring , he
pounds on ring apron..yelling things at James the truth. Riquez sees Brody and gets to his feet. Stan backs away
putting his hands in the air. Riquez thereatens to come thru the ropes at Brody and that's when James gets the
advantage.
James school boyus Riquez, and starts pounding him back. brody sees Masked Superstar observing the match. Stan walks
over to Superstar.
"any's time, Superstar, you know where to find me".
Stan walks away. James and Riquez come up swinging. Great Riquez gets the better of it and shoves James into a
corner. He steps back and nails a cannonball splash into the corner. he stapes back and nails another one. the third
time. James gats the chain up and cracks Riquez in the face. Riquez staggers. James climbs to the second ropes and
comes off whacking the chain to Riquez's head, then after a knee to the gut hits an axe kick, dropping the great one
to the mat.
James goes to swing the chain, but it hits Larry in the head and the referee is fallen. james looks at Larry and
says "shit". he tries to get Larry up and that's when it all happens.
Johnny'the king'Stykker comes thru the crowd, he has something in his hand. he cracks James in the back of the head
with it. He pounds James with it and then goes to help Riquez wrap the chain around James. Brody hits the ring and
Riquez and Brody getr into a slugfest. Stryker clocks the referee with whatever he has, and then smacks brody in the
back of the head.
Mike: Stryker's not supposed to be here, he wasn't booked..aaww what the hell.
Sean: he was mad because Eddie Gordon said no to him, so he's gonna make his apearance anyway.
SLEDGE KAGE comes thru the crowd from the other direction and joins the fray. Brett Fury comes down the isle with
his singapore cane and joins Brody. Riquez keeps pounding James with the chain. Larry Huntley gets to his feet and
sees all the brawling, in and out of the ring, and calls for the bell. NO WINNER! NO CONTEST!
Great Riquez shoves Huntley over the decision as Brody gets to his feet and hits a lariat on Stryker. all except James
and Riquez are fighting outside the ring. Riquez smacks Huntley and says "look".
Riquez wraps the chain around james's legs and he drags James to all 4 corners. kicking at stomping James as he does
it. after the forth corner he looks at Larry again, "Fool". Huntley shakes his head.
Riquez gets his end of the chain off, and then leaves the ring. Security comes out to break everything up, and in
the mess, Riquez comes and takes the South American title belt off the table.
Sean: HEY! YOU DIDN'T WIN THAT!
Riquez shoves sean back into his chair and takes off thru the crowd and out an exit door.
Mike: Riquez can steal the belt if he wants but he's not the champion, larry declared a no contest because of all
the outside interference.
Sean: but he has the belt and what if he goes and defends it somewhere else.
Mike: Trust me Sean, what do we always say?
(they both say at the same time)
"what goes around...comes around".
Let's go to the back with Craig Johnson.
"Craig here with General Manager Eddie Gordon, Eddie, The Great Riquez just stole the South American Championship
and left the building".
Eddie: he may have the title but he's no champion. If that's the only way he can get that gold then I'll have
something for him later this week. make no mistake, Riquez is NOT, the South American Champion, even if he has the
belt in his possession, he's not the official champion. James The Truth is. So Riquez, you want to steal? There are
ways of dealing with that, and with you.
Eddie: My othe rissue here is, the condition of DXLatin, he's really not fit to compete tonight.
Craig: Are you saying that the highly promoted match of him against "Rebel Angel" Jack Carter, is not going to
happen?
Eddie: I don't know how I can let it happen. They didn't let him wrestle last night in WWKF because of his condition,
and it's not like he's going against a Frankie Armadillo, Jack's over 300 lbs and...
(Carter comes up)
Jack: whao whoa...fuck that, he went all over the world wide web and said he was going to kick my ass, in my ring, in
my home town..now he wants to punk out? what kind of punk bitch shit is this?
Eddie: he's not, I'm trying to consider the options Jack.
Carter: ok, option one...did they send a replacement for him..
Eddie: well..
Carter: did...they send a replacement? they pulled that change at the last second last night, so I ask again..did
they send a replacement.
Eddie: No..they didn't.
Carter: Then he wrestles his match..it's YOUR own rules Eddie, that we wrestle the matches that are booked. so you
want us to go by your rules? Then you have to as well. or what's the point of even having them.
Eddie: Jack, have you even seen the shape he's in?
Carter: I don't give a fuck, he sold woof tickets everywhere, and if he punks out now, he'll be known as a bitch in
his own federation. It's bad enough some of his own guys were making him look like a schmuck for not wrestling last
night. he don't do it here? Then he's going to be known all around the wrestling world, as the guy who pussied out
of his matches. GCW don't have pussys, we wrestle hurt, broken ribs, concussions, eye swollen shut..you think the
late Road warrior Hawk complained when he did the scaffold match with a broken leg? You think Terry Funk punked
out when he was going to do the I Quit match against Ric Flair with a fractured spine?
Eddie: uh..
Carter: no..they didn't, they got into the ring, and they wrestled their match. I'd rather him wrestle and lose, than
to punk out, any little bit of respect I may have for him, will be gone if he wimps out. You insist the match don't
happen, then I insist he goes out to the ring wearing a dress, and explaining to the fans why he's become the bitch
of pro wrestling. I'm sure we can find some high heels for him to wear as well.
(craig winces at all this)
Eddie: That's pretty rough to say, even for you.
Right then DXLatin limps up to the area.
DXLatin: Fuck you carter, see the bandages? see the bruises? all of this won't matter when I kick your ass tonight.
Eddie: Listen.
DXLatin: no YOU LISTEN. I said I was gonna beat this freakin loudmouth, I'm gonna shut his big mouth up, once and
for all...and I'm going to do it, right here in Carter's home town..
(DXLatin spits at carter)
DXLatin: So fuck you Jack, and fuck you all, I'm going 5150 all over you and as beaten up as I am, I'm still gonna kick
your biker ass all over the arena.
DXLatin limps away.
Carter: What Now Mr. General Manager.
Eddie: When the time comes..I'm going to walk out of the building to have a cigarette, whatever happens then, happens.
Carter: good. Now I have to go to the ring with Onita.
Craig: back to you guys at ringside.
Onita and carter come out to the ring with gym bags, Sean hands Jack the mic as they enter the ring.
JC: This for us..is a very special moment we've been wanting to do, for a long time..Professional wrestling has had
many a great tag teams..But there was one that trancended all federations and truly set the standard..and I'd like
to introduce a member of that tag team..right now...ROAD WARRIOR ANIMAL !
"Iron Man" by Black Sabbath plays and Road Warrior Animal comes down the isle to the ring, the Fans pop HUGE and
chant "LOD..LOD..LOD" as he enters the ring.
JC: Animal..it's a pleasure to meet you...You, Precious Paul Ellering and your partner, the late Road Warrior Hawk,
were the tag team that influenced other tag teams..you guys tore thru all the competition all over the world..(animal
nods), you and Hawk..were the ones Mr. Onita and I wanted to be..(the fans cheered)..we didn't want to wear the
shoulder pads..but it was the attitude..the nobody's gonna beat us anytime attitude we liked and respected. the
attitude that we took when we started teaming together....
MO: Now Jack and you are from this city...so the 'chicago attitude' comes thru with both of you. it's how you guys
became tag team experts..and defined what tag team wrestling was, and still should be..that we took..we learned
from watching you guys..and because we're known as the undisputed world tag team champions...(they both reach into
their gym bags and pull out the Undisputed world tag team title belts).
JC: We retired these belts..nobody wants to face us for this gold anymore so Mr. Onita and I thought it would be
fitting..if we gave them to the champions, who helped influenced us, to be champions.
(they hand Animal the titles, and the fans give a standing ovation).
Animal: Let me tell you something about you two..Carter, you're a big big man, you and I are on opposite sides of
this city, me south side, you north side...me white sox fan, you a dedicated cubs fan..but you and Masa here have
done as much to make tag team wrestling the elite in our sport, as Hawk and I did. We never wrestled each other
but we knew who you were, and watched how you guys got things done. We always said that imitation is the greatest
form of flattery, I can speak for Hawk when i say, we're flattered we influenced you and you guys,while not being
a tag team now, will go down in our eyes as the best tag team ever in the world, and I thank you for this very much.
Mike: Now there's a show of class all around you don't see every day.
Sean: So true, we don't have to wait for a once a year wrestlemania to do something like this.
Mike: ooooo..DOH!
sean: This leads us to what GCW is well known for..the following, is our "wrestle crap..moment".
(the scene goes to a prerecorded segment of Eddie Gordon in his office at the GCW promotional headquarters)
"I'm Eddie Gordon, matchmaker and new General Manager of GCW. We here at GCW have taken upon ourselves to do what
no other wrestling federation has the guts to do, basically call out other federations that leave themselves open
to such slamming. In the past we've put Hardcore Wrestling Alliance in their place, so bad that they sent their
man Demien Pride, who had stole a belt of theirs, and defended it against our World Champion Jack Carter and lost it.
After we shattered their myth of them 'setting the standard for hardcore wrestling' they now nolonger have that
slogan. we literally closed Clash Championship Wrestling as fast as they opened, because their man The Ghost was
pretty much a midget wearing a white sheet. Along with the fact that CCW's 'offices', were in a vacant warehouse
that a homeless guy was living in. So now we're going to cover new ground and give you not one, but TWO Wrestle
Crap moments, right now".
"Our first one was this federation some fan sent me info about. WCW Smackdown. WEell I think we're just going to
have to smack them back to the boondocks because I watched Smackdown this past friday night, and it sure as hell
wasn't under the WCW banner. And explain to me please, how these idiots can advertise Team 3-D on this "WCW
Smackdown" when everybody in the world knows they wrestle exclusively for TNA and New Japan Pro Wrestling. This
is what makes most indy promoters look like idiots, advertising talent they know full well they can never get.
so I hope my Rival Vince McMahon can stop getting owned by Dixie carter for ten minutes and see that someone has
blatantly ripped off one of his lower rated shows. WCW doesn't exist anymore fans, McMahon bought them, so any
attempt here to try and get a rub off a name that nolonger exists, just makes the people trying it, look as
foolish as Vince McMahon trying to slam TNA wrestling when his own product is worse".
"Our next one I find just as humorous. ECW Reunited. How is it that one is going to be "ECW Reunited" when Tommy
Dreamer is in the WWE's ECW now, and CAN'T appear on a ECW Reunited federation? Granted he was allowed to appear
at an ECW reunion this past friday night but he couldn't wrestle. His WWE contract openly states that so that
defeats that advertising ploy. RVD is also advertised and I'm sure RVD will run there after facing our International
Heavyweight Champion Masa Onita tonight. And also please explain to me this, how can you be ECW Reunited if you're
willing to take guys from WWE, TNA, current ECW and ROH? THAT's not ECW Reunited, that's just another federation
trying to make a name off a name and product they didn't have what it took to create to begin with. last time I
checked WWE owns the name ECW, so. no sell on that. Why people can't do original things like we do? Well. some try
and copy us but just can't be us, so they have to get a rub from somewhere else and be unoriginal. or..they just
don't have any originality in them and go with the monday night mentality their short attention span has".
"Oh what the hell, I'll give you this third one..Here's a claim that made me chuckle. "Do you have what it takes to
clime to the top of the ladder. Do you have the skills to become a World Champion? Do you have what it takes to put
it on the line every single night in front of millions of fans? Do you have the heart of a warrior, but most
impotently do you have the pride to be a WWE Superstar"?
"Clime? I see preschool dropouts are running this one, I don't think this is WE developmental, if it was then they'd
better develop some spelling skills. Impotently? Nice.. I don't think there's anyone in GCW that's 'impotent', ask
Onita since he had a date with a divs from WWKF last night, and that woman can get a gay man horny".
"So see fans, this is the 'competition' that's out there, and you can thank us here at GCW for exposing them for the
scams they are. We're glad to be a service to the community, now back to the show".
(It goes back to ringside with Mike and Sean)
Pavilion.
"Chicago Illinois, home of some of some of the toughest wrestling fans in the
world. This building has seen it all. Wargames has been in here, Ric Flair
defended the NOW World title in this building..and now..a town that's host to
violence, gets to host the most wiolent wrestling promotion in America today.
This...is GCW's MARCH MASSACRE!!!
(Clips are shown from Carter's first visit to WWKF, Brett Fury vs DXLatin on
las Monday's Meltdown show, Worthington slapping WWKF General Manager Alyssa
Ruins and then getting beat up for it by GCW wrestlers, Carter's luggage
getting set on fire. Jack jumping DXLatin after his match and being thrown out
the door. Onita vs Senshi, and other clips, all to the song "Mean Streets" by
Van Halen.
It then goes to ringside with Mike Dean and Sean Patterson.
Mike: Hello fans..and welcome to GCW's..MARRCH MASSACRE!!! (The fans pop with
cheers). We are live...right here from the U.I.C. Pavilion in Chicago, Illinois,
my name is Mike Dean and with me is Sean Patterson. Sean, we have someone else
joining us to observe things.
Sean: yes, we have a wrestling legend, one who has signed a contract to appear
here in GCW, let me introduce you to, the Masked Superstar.
Superstar: It's good to be here, I'll be scouting various wrestlers to see what
I'm going to be up against here in GCW.
Mike: Tonight guys, we have ALOT in store. The International Champion "Mr. Monday
Meltdown" Masa Onita, defends his title against a man who was once known as "Mr.
Monday Night', Rob Van Dam.
Sean: That should be an awesome match.
Mike: We have a Bar Room Brawl match, with the tag team champions the Bloodshed
Brawlers defending against not just one tag team, but EVERY tag team here in GCW.
Sean: Bar room brawl rules apply and whoever is tossed over the top rope, that
team is eliminated, anything can happen in this match, and The man who just got
promoted to General Manager here in GCW, Eddie Gordon, is even supplying the
bar room weapons!
Superstar: You know if the GM or match maker is supplying the weapons, it's going to
be a rough night for all involved in that match.
Mike: The South American Champion James The Truth puts that title on the line against
The Great Riquez, in a ghetto chain match.
Sean: I don't think we'll be seeing much of a wrestling clinic in that one.
Superstar: Legend Ivan Koloff was the ultimate master of chain matches.
Sean: Who?
Mike: Ivan Koloff, he and Nikita Koloff and Krusher Krushev ran rampant thru the NWA
back in the day and nobody, is the light bulb ever going to go on in your head Sean?
Sean: Don't take it out on me because I don't know who you're talking about. I had to Gogle
this guy's name (pointing to Superstar) just so I had an idea who he was.
Superstar: You might want to stay on Google and learn some more, Mike, you deal with this
all the time?
Mike: Yeah, he's great for commewnts but he does have to get more informed on wrestling
information.
Sean: Well the information I got is that Riquez is going to go all out to win the S.A,
championship.
Mike: We'll have to see about that, just like we'll have to see how good, WWKF's DXLatin,
is against our world champion, "Rebel Angel" Jack Carter.
Sean: This is Carter's home town, and DXLatin coming off a match last night in Florida on
WWKF's show against our own Brett Fury, I don't know, you'd think the powers that be in
WWKF would've sent a replacement.
Mike: Maybe DXLatin is just being stubborn and wantsa to prove a point, that no matter
what the odds are, no matter what he has to go thru, he's going to win in the end.
Superstar: it's a nice theory on paper, but he's had some tough matches the last couple
of weeks. Coming into this not being 100% is going to hurt him.
Sean: We have othe rmatches lined for this great show like....
("In Time" by Mark Collie plays)
Mike: Like we'll have to tell you later because we, are going to be hearing one
hell of an ear piercing cheer, right about...now.
(The fans stand and ewrupt in extremely loud cheers as the GCW World Champion, "Rebel
Angel" Jack Carter comes up the isle. Jack's wearing his trademark leather vest with the
"Club 81" patch on back, black jeans, skull cap, biker boots and is wearing a "Buddy Guy's
Legends, Chicago" sweatchirt under the vest...he comes to the ring and gets a mic, circling
the ring as the fans cheer very loud).
Sean: Jesus, I never heard such loud cheering before.
Mike: I can't hear you...
Jack looks around, then gets up on the second turn buckle and raises his fist into the
air, which brings even more cheers....when he steps down a loud "Certer..Carter..Carter.."
chant erupts..
Superstar: This guy is a member of Club 81, right?
Mike: Correct.
Superstar: That's the Hell's Angels Motorcycle Club, he's amember of one of the most ruthless
motorcycle clubs in the world, breaks every rule there is, says things that are considered
'taboo"'in this sport, yet these fans cheer the hell out of him, I don't get it.
Sean: Carter doesn't get it either.
Mike: it's a strange world we live in.
The chanting dies down and Jack shakes his head.
"I see we have alot of drunks in the building, tonite".
(the fans erupt in loud cheers again, and Jack smiles, then continues)
"well ain't it good to be alive, and IN CHICAGO...ILLINOIS"!
(the fans bust out in very loud cheers again, and Jack circles the ring again).
JC: I had a match in Florida last night, on WWKF's Slim Survivals show and let me tell you..
after the match, the cheap shots came..they nailed me all over...They couldn't handle the fact
that Onita and I, backed up what we said, just like we always have..we took it to the competition
and the best they could do? Instead of just admitting they bit off more than they could chew
when they sent two winos...who are better off with the homeless people over on Madison ave...
(the fans go 'oooooo"...),against us, instead of just manning up and saying ok, you beat us..
they resorted to cheap shots with a weapon..well that's fine and dandy because last night...it
was their back yard...Tonite...IT'S OUR...BACKYARD!
(the fans cheer loud again)
JC: Now DXLatin, you've spewed all the crap you're gonna spill..you huffed and puffed all over
the internet on how you were gonna beat me.right here..in my home town...(the fans start a chant
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Dave Meltzer: hsmeltzer@juno.com "bullshit, bullshit, bullshit")..and that's exactly my response to that...bullshit..(the fans
cheer again). Because you after last night's match, are in no shape to even try to beat me, you
should've stayed in Florida..You should've gone to a hospital...frankly..I think you should go
to Hell, myself...(the fans laugh and go 'oooooo'), but..like many who hjave come down the
road thinking they're all that, you've come to the show tonight, and you're telling anyone who'll
listen for 30 seconds, that you're going to do the impossible..you're going to beat me..in this
ring..in my home town of chicago...
(the camera comes in close to Jack's face)
JC: A black man has a better chance of joining the KKK..than you beating me in my home town.
(the camera man steps back)
Sean: WWWHHAATTT!? HE CAN'T SAY THAT, OH MY GOD!
(the fans go "wwwhhoooaaaaa"!)
Mike: (cringes)..Just when you thought you've heard it all here in GCW...
Superstar: and yet the fans cheer for him still, fans are strange.
JC: You must be high on meth..or totally crazy..if you think, in your condition, that you're
going to beat me, and you know what.. you might pull it off...I could be under estimating you
tenaciousness, but i promise you..that...you do..you better make sure the cab you came in, has
its engine running, because....
(Jack notices the Masked Superstar..and walks to the ropes where he's sitting)
Sean: uh oh..
Mike: Superstar...take it easy...
JC: Listen...I don't know why you're here...I have a ton of respect for you...I heard what you said
last night...if you have an issue with me...anytime after this show is over...you can bring it..I
won't do anything to you..and you know my word is gold on that...welcome to GCW...and if you're looking
for me..I'll be waiting..anytime you want me...
(Jack walks back to the center of the ring and Superstar nods his head)
Superstar: fair enough.
JC: So tonight right here in my home town DXLatin...we're gonna be RAISING HELL IN CHICAGO
TONIGHT! (the fans cheer loud)..DXLatin, I'm going to show you why not only am I one of the
top guys in the sport of professional wrestling, why I am the world champion you'll never
accomplish being..but I'm also going to show..and all your WWKF fans, why GCW IS the company
wqith some of the toughest wrestlers in the world..and I'm going to do that..by kicking your
ass! (the fans cheer again), and then..after the show, I'll be heading right here (points at
his sweatshirt), to Buddy Guy's Legends over on Lasalle street, to hear the best blues, drink
and have the hell raising good time I always have...(the fans roar again).. So DXLatin, you can
say I'm fat, old, whatever, when you've had as many victory meals as I have...(the fans go "ooo"),
you're gonna get a bit chubby, and after tonight, I'm gonna have yet anotother victory meal at your
expense, so stick that up your ass and enjoy it!
(the fans stand and cheer Jack again as he leaves the ring). He pauses as Dan Stansen comes up the
isle..they stare at each other for a long moment and then Dan climbs the stairs and enters the ring).
Sean: Carter wants to talk about Victory meals, wasn't it Dan there who beat him in a non title match
acouple weeks ago?
Mike: Yes, that's probably why the staredown just occured, Dan knows he has a title shot coming soon,
but now has to contend with trhe newest member of the Hardcore Institute, Dangerous Dave Vicious.
Sean: I don't know if Dr. Payne can get Dave out of losing slump, he hasn't been quite dangerous, except
for sneak attacks.
Superstar: Sneak attacks will only get you so far.
Mike: I agree.
DAN STANSEN VS DANGEROUS DAVE VICIOUS (MANAGED BY DR. EVERETTE PAYNE)
"I'm Shipping Up To Boston" by the Dropkick Murphys plays and Jack still waits as Dr. Everette Payne brings
"Dangerous' Dave Vicious to the ring. he passes Carter and gives him a sniveling look, then gets a mic as he
steps into the ring, Dan steps out and Carter starts up the isle.
Payne: Hey Carter..That's right biker man, I'm talking to you..
(Jack turns around and comes back to the ring side area)
Payne: You need to be more worried about the Hardcore Institute coming for you, worry about that more than
worrying about that old fossil sitting over there (points at Superstar)..
(Jack starts heading to the ring but Dan stops him).
DS: This is my match, I'll take care of it.
(Superstar gets to his feet as well).
Mike: Sir, Superstar, don't pay attention to what he's saying.
Sean: Yeah, your day will come for him, the saying around GCW is, what goes around, comes around.
(Superstar points at Payne, then sits back down)
Payne: That's right, sit your ass back down where you belong, you don't want any of this..and
neither do you..Carter...
(the fans go 'oooo')
Payne: SHUT UP..AND GIVE ME THE RESPECT I DESERVE!
(the fans boo again..and carter whispers something to Stansen..Dan nods as Jack's talking to him..
Carter then looks up at Payne..and gives him the finger..before heading up the isle again).
Sean runs up to Jack..
"Carter..Jack..what did you tell Dan just now"?
JC: I told him, that beer's on sale at Walmart two blocks from here. and that cigars are cheap there too.
Sean: oh come on...
(Jack walks away as Dan slides into the ring, Ike Brewer call for the bell).
Vicious charges but then backs off as Dan has his bullrope in his hand, he's threatening to hit Dave with
the cowbell. the fans chant "hit him Dan..hit him Dan..Hit him Dan..". he then turns to drop his cowboy hat
in the corner, Dave charges and Dan spins around, and clocks Vicious in the face with the cowbell. The fans
pop big as Dan pounds Dave with the cowbell, the drops it and stomps Vicious with his cowboy boots. Dr. Payne
gets up on the apron and Dan turns and belts him off the apron, to an even bigger pop.
Sean: That'll teach him.
Dan goes to whip Dave but Dave reverses and turns Dan, whipping him back into the corner, he then nails a
running clothesline, clocking Dan in the corner. vicious then clobbers Dan with punches and knees to the
gut before lifting him up to the top buckle and delivering a superplex. Dave takes Dan's cowbell and is about
to crack Stansen witrh it, Ike tries to stop it but Dave shoves the referee out of the way and clocks Dan
with his own cowbell. he uses the edge of it to slice across Dan's forehead, making him bleed before again
cracking him in the head with it. he throws it out into the crowd and lifts Stansen to his feet. he puts him
up in the Torture Rack.
Mike: The old Lex Luger move.
Sean: It seemed to work for him, though that Lex Express deal wasn't so swell.
Mike: You remember that, but you don't know who Ivan Koloff is..(shakes his head).
Dan's screaming and yelling but refuses to give up. Dave drops him and goes for a fist drop, but Dan moves out
of the way, grabs the wrist and puts Vicious in a hammerlock on the mat. Stansens then drops knee after knee
Dave's arm and lower back. he then slugs Vicious in the back and side of the head repeatedly. he then gets up
and drops an elbow to the back of Dave's neck, then lifts him to his feet.
Dave tries to reverse a whip but Dan re-reverses it and sends Dave into the ropes. Dave ducks a fore arm, hits
the opposite set of ropes, just to get nailed vith a brutal clothesline as he comes off them.
Sean: WHAM! Dave never saw that coming.
Mike: Superstar, you've been hit with a clothesline, they as painful as they look?
Superstar: They don't tickle..This Stansen guy, he related to Stan Hansen? he sure has his mannerisms.
Mike: Word is Hansen trained him.
Superstar: Did a good job.
Dan lifts Dave up and goes for a short arm lariat but Vicious ducks it and gets a t-bone suplex on Dan. he
then stomps dan in the head, lifts him up to his feet and whips him over the top rope to the floor.
Mike: No over the top rope disqualifications here in GCW.
Superstar: There doesn't seem to be many rules in this company.
Sean: Oh we have them, you just have to read between the lines on where they are.
Mike: Nice answer, that sounded about as good as Vince McMahon trying to slam TNA's product before Dixie Carter
owned him, making him look like an idiot for even speaking to begin with.
Superstar: You guys can 'shoot' like this about other federations?
Mike: Yeah, we don't have an owner telling us in ear pieces what to say, like some federations do.
Superstar: interesting.
Dave goes for a suicide dive but Dan had grabbed a steel chair, and he puts it up as Vicious dived. Dave crashes
face first into the chair. Dan's on his knees bashing Vicious in the head with the chair busting him open as
blood pours down Dan's face as well. Dan then sees Payne trying to slowly come up and throws the chair in that
direction, before taking Dave and slamming him into the ring stairs. Stansen then clears off the Time Keeper's
table, takes the table and sets it against a section of the guard rail. he goes to whop Vicious but Dave puts
the brakes on, tries a back elbow but Stansens ducks and reverses a whip, sending dave crashing thru the upper
part of the table. he falls over the rail into the fans.
Payne gets the chair and cracks Dan in the back. Dan topples over and Payne whacks him again. "Mr. Muscles"
Frankie Armadillo comes down to the ring and joins in a two on one. beating on Dan.
Mike: I see that this is how the Hardcore Institute does things now. when their guy is losing, just jump the
guy who's beating them.
Sean: everyone does it, why should they be different.
Right then Big Vinnie James comes down the isle, takes an almost beer can from a fan, and when Frankie turns
around, blasts Armadillo in the face with the can. The fans pop with cheers and Dan grabs Payne and slugs him
to the floor. he then as Vinnie gets Frankie and slams him into a ring post, nails a front suplex on Vicious,
landing him on top of the guard rail. dan gets another chair and cracks vicious in the back of the head and
then gets back into the ring.
Vinnie's eyes get raked by Frankie and then "Mr. Muscles" low blows Vinnie as Referee Ike Brewer starts a count
on Vicious. 1..2...3..4..5..6..7..8..9.......10. and calls for the bell. WINNER! DAN STANSEN!
Mike: Dave couldn't answer the bell, he's still hanging over that guard rail.
Sean: At least he won, the way it should be, this interference by Frankie and Armadillio really spoils things.
Superstar: It's an old trick, some can master it, and then, there's them two. here comes the GM.
Eddie Gordon comes down the isle and gets a mic from Sean.
"Every week on Meltdown I seem to have to do this, it gets old, but until you guys learn, I'm going to keep
doing it...Since your guy Francis here and Vinnie are already out here? Your match will be, NOW"!
The fans cheer and start a chant of "francis..francis...francis..." and Armadillo kicks the ring stairs yelling
at the fans to shut up. Eddie continues..
"And since you..Dr, Mr. or whatever..Payne, like to interfere? I'm going to put an end to that, right now..
Officer?
(A Chicago Police officer working security comes up and hands Eddie a set of handcuffs).
"You Payne are going to be handcuffed..now I could have you handcuffed to the turnbuckle here, but I have a
better idea. I'm gonna handcuff you to the guy you called an old fossil..and you can live with that"!
(the fans start roaring with cheers)
Mike: WHAT!? handcuffed to the Masked Superstar!?
Sean: Oh boy, Payne's in trouble now.
As Vicious is lead up the isle by paramedics Payne's having a fit..
"NO..No nonono..not him! I won't do it, forget it, NO"!
(Superstar gets to his feet, comes around and Payne backs up, bumping into Vinnie James. Paynes turns and sees
Vinnie, turns around again , right into a left hook by the Superstar).
The fans cheer loudly and Superstar gets the cuffs and cuffs him and Payne together.
sean: There ya go, how's that feel Payne?
BIG VINIE JAMES VS 'MR. MUSCLES' FRANKIE ARMADILLO
Eddie leaves the area and both wrestlers enter the ring from opossite sides. the fans start another "francis..
francis...francis.." chant. Frankie thratens the fans..
"SHUT UP..DON'T CALL ME FRANCIS"!
Frankie turns back into the ring and Vinnie clocks him with an overhead right, then whips him into the ropes for
a sidewalk slam.
Mike: Picking up 160 lbs of frankie to Vinnie is lioke picking up a pillow.
Sean starts laughing.
Vinnie fires Frankie into a corner hard. he walks in and Frankie tries kicking his way out, but the kicks aren't
having any effect. James decks Frankie with an elbow to the head, then kicks him in the stomach before nailing
another elbow to the head. Armadillo slumps down in the corner amd Vinnie stands on his chest as Ike Brewer
starts a 5 count.
At the count of 4 Vinnie gets off Frankie, Armadillo hits a desperate lowblow, Payne tries to go to where Frankie
is but the Superstar yanks Everette back, and then slams him into the ring post. Ike watches the action of what
Superstar's doing and Frankie reaches into his tights, he comes up with brass knuckles and cracks Vinnie in the
face. Vinnie staggers and Frankie gets to his feet, jumps onto the second ropes and comes off with a punch to
Vinnie's face, which drops James to the mat, bleeding. Frankie goes for a cover. 1...2...
Mike: Vinnie gets his shoulders up.
Sean: Little frankie has a weapon in his hand.
Mike: He better use it as besat he can, Vinnie gets a breather in, forget about it.
Frankie pounds Vinnie and busts him open even more. he gets the big man on his feet, punches him low with the
knucks, and then rams his shoulders between the middle and top buckle, into the ring post. he punches Vinnie's
and then spins him in the corner where he cracks him in the head before kneeing him the gut, making him slump
to the mat in the corner. Frankie then gives the fans the finger, and then goes to the cross corner to the other
corner.
Mike: oh no..don't tell me he's gonna..
Sean: what..
Mike: yep..he's gonna.
Sean: what...
Frankie charges and nails the bronco buster on Big Vinnie James. as he's bouncing on Vinnie he's yelling. "you're my
bitch..you're my bitch..you're my bitch".
Sean: mmaannn..that is so humiliating, having a 160 pound little runt saying you're his bitch.
Mike: I can hear these guys playing that to the hill for the next month.
Sean: yeah these big mouths..who wait a minute...look at this.
Payne tries to get to the corner and while Ike's turned his back to go and calm that down, Dan Stansen has come
back out to the ring, he slides in and clocks Frankie in the back of the head with a cowbell.
Sean: How many of them does he have?
Mike: Don't matter. Justice is being done now.
Dan very quickly lifts the little Armadillo to his feet, fires him into the ropes and nails a brutal lariat,
Frankie drops like a sack of potatoes and Dan slides out of the ring, crouching in a corner. Vinnie gets up, looks
around, sees Dan who's pointing to Frankie. Vinnie lifts Frankie up, and nails a jacknife on him, then covers him,
hooking the leg. Ike turns around and makes the count. 1...2...3. WINNER BIG VINNIE JAMES!
Dan quickly goes up the isle as Vinnie's hand is raised in victory.
Mike: Dan came out and got even, now the hardcore Institute has to go back to the drawing board.
Sean: They're not making the impression they've bragged about making, though that bronco buster on Vinnie
was quite embarassing.
Let's go to the back with Craig Johnson.
"Craig Johnson here with Dan Stansen, Dan you went out there and gave the Hardcore Institute a taste of their
own medicine".
Dan: Yes I did, They think they can use cheap tactics, well I know how to use them my damn self, we can play these
games all year long, and if they want to, I...
(Vinnie comes up and shoves Dan)
Vinnie: What the hell you doing, getting into my match.
Dan: I was giving you a hand, they got me so..
Vinnie: You saying I couldn't get the job done myself?
Dan: Well, Frankie was giving you the bronco buster, and calling you his bitch.
(Vinnie's getting steamed)
Dan: He's what, 150 pounds, and he's bronco busting you in a corner? You're not doing anything about it, so
yeah, it looked like you needed help. Unless you like the fact he made you his bitch...
Vinnie slugs Dan and they start a brawl. Security comes and breaks them up.
Vinnie: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, NEWBIE. I'M NOBODY'S BITCH!
Dan: hey fuck you, Francis made you his bitch!
Vinnie tries to get at Dan again..
Dan: If it wasn't for me you never would've won, so until further notice you can enjoy being Frankie's bitch.
Vinnie: I'll kick your ass cowboy!
Dan: Anytime you wanna try, I'll do the same thing Francis did to you.
Vinnie: You son of a bitch..(tries to get at Dan but security keeps them seperated..Onita comes out of a dressing
room, carrying the International title..he sees what's happening and shakes his head. He looks at Craig Johnson)
MO: Pay Per View always seems to raise the emotions..the tensions always run high..this..(points to Dan and Vinnie)
is no different. (Masa then heads out and as his intro "The One" by White Zombie plays..Craig looks at the camera)
Craig: Guys, I have a feeling this is gonna worse between Dan and Vinnie...back to you since Onita's headed your
way.
Mike: yes, as you can hear the fans, the International Heavyweight champion is on his way to the ring.
The fans cheer as Onita, in his dress shirt, nice black jeans and black boots comes to the ring. Mike gives him a
mic and Masa takes in the cheers...then speaks.
MO: Last night, in Florida on the WWKF's Anniverary show, Jack Carter and I reunited for one night as the Brother
hood of The Damned...(the fans cheer)...They threw us two guys who had no experience teaming together, and it
showed. We out classed them, and took them to wrestling school. They wound up fighting amoung each other and we
got a win over them...(the fans cheer loud). so now...it's WWKF 2...GCW 1...and I'm sure Carter's going to beat
the holy hell out of DXLatin later tonight..so after tonight..it's going to be tied...GCW 2..WWKF 2...
(the fans cheer again)
MO: And the fact they pulled a switcheroo on Brett Fury last night, replacing DXLatin with Killer, really just
ashows that the GM there had no faith in her boy to get the job done again. that maybe...his win over Brett Fury
was a fluke. Alyssa Ruins was scared to let her boy wrestle..ore maybe he was hoping he wouldn't have to wrestle..
(the fans go "ooooo")
MO: But this is GCW...we wrestle hurt, no matter how hurt..we don't punk out of a match we're booked in. and no
matter how much DXLatin was hiding behind Alyssa's skirt, he WILL be wrestling tonight here in GCW..so Latin had
better be ready, because only a real man, who wants to be somebody in this sport, wrestles hurt..we've all done it
and we'll continue to do it because that's how it is...now tonite..I'm defending this title here against...you know
who it is....
(the fans chant "RVD, RVD, RVD")
MO: That's right...Rob Van...DUMB. (the fans go "oooooooo"), because Rob if you really think you're just gonna
come in here, from lord knows where..and take this International title from me...you're dumb..VERY DUMB..and I'm
gonna show you tonight in this ring, just how, you really are. because this is...CHICAGO, ILLINOIS...(the fans
pop bug), and in,CHICAGO ILLINOIS, they expect rough matches..they want it, they crave it and most times, they get
it...This match with you will be no exception, so before I head off to Germany to defend this title, me coming off
a win over you here. raises the stakes for my opponents, over there...so later tonight..expect an ass kicking,
because I'm going to send you back to your rinky dink comic book store, a very beaten man, and if you doubt it,
the..prove, me..wrong".
Onita leaves the ring and heads up the isle as Great Riquez come sout, he bumos into Masa, and Onita turns around,
takes his black sunglasses off, and is about to go after him, when Owner James Long comes out and says something
to Onita..Masa nods and goes to the back as Riquez makes it to the ring,
"JAMES THE TRUTH, COME OUT, I GONNA BEAT YOU NOW"!
(the fans go 'oooo" then boo Riquez..Riquez gets out of the ring and in a fan's face. ring security has to get
between him and the fan).
Sean: It's sure tense around here tonight Mike.
Mike: Fan's pay for the right to say what they want, when they buy a ticket, just don't cross that line and do
anything more..
Sean: especially with a guy like Riquez, who could go nuts at any time..
Right then "Fantanstic Voyage" by Coolio plays.
Sean: James changed his intro..
Mike: Yes he did, this is a cool song though, and for him, as champion it's been onme fantastic voyage for him. so
I can see why the song.
The fans cheer as James The Truth comes down the isle, he enters the ring.
"Here I am, Great Regret, it's with great regret that you're going to lose this match, big man. AND THAT'S THE TRUTH"!
JAMES THE TRUTH VS THE GREAT RIQUEZ9 GHETTO CHAIN MATCH FOR SOUTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP)
Referee Larry Huntley connects both wrestlers to a long thick chain, then signals for the bell.
Riquez whips James in the face with the chain. James fires back with a kick to the gut and bashes Riquez back with
the chain. Riquez steps back and then comes forward with a headbutt and slams James into a corner, he nails him with
shoulder blocks, and the chops James in the temple. he goes to to one corner, then goes to drag James to another but
James pulls on the chain, spinning the big man around so James can clotrhesline him to the mat.
James wraps the chain around his fist and starts pounding Riquez in the face, busting him open, blood seeping thru
his mask. James then nails a knee drop to the groin and drags Riquez to one corner, the another, then a third...on
the forth Riquez, turns and gets a go behind for a german suplex, breaking the momentum.
Riquez wraps the chain around James's throat and chokes him with it. larry tries a 5 count but to no avail, Riquez
isn't listening and keeps choking James with the chain.
Sean: Is there a DQ in this match?
Mike: No, anything goes so choking here is legal.
Riquez leans all his weight on James as he continues to choke him. Stan'the man' Brody comes out to the ring , he
pounds on ring apron..yelling things at James the truth. Riquez sees Brody and gets to his feet. Stan backs away
putting his hands in the air. Riquez thereatens to come thru the ropes at Brody and that's when James gets the
advantage.
James school boyus Riquez, and starts pounding him back. brody sees Masked Superstar observing the match. Stan walks
over to Superstar.
"any's time, Superstar, you know where to find me".
Stan walks away. James and Riquez come up swinging. Great Riquez gets the better of it and shoves James into a
corner. He steps back and nails a cannonball splash into the corner. he stapes back and nails another one. the third
time. James gats the chain up and cracks Riquez in the face. Riquez staggers. James climbs to the second ropes and
comes off whacking the chain to Riquez's head, then after a knee to the gut hits an axe kick, dropping the great one
to the mat.
James goes to swing the chain, but it hits Larry in the head and the referee is fallen. james looks at Larry and
says "shit". he tries to get Larry up and that's when it all happens.
Johnny'the king'Stykker comes thru the crowd, he has something in his hand. he cracks James in the back of the head
with it. He pounds James with it and then goes to help Riquez wrap the chain around James. Brody hits the ring and
Riquez and Brody getr into a slugfest. Stryker clocks the referee with whatever he has, and then smacks brody in the
back of the head.
Mike: Stryker's not supposed to be here, he wasn't booked..aaww what the hell.
Sean: he was mad because Eddie Gordon said no to him, so he's gonna make his apearance anyway.
SLEDGE KAGE comes thru the crowd from the other direction and joins the fray. Brett Fury comes down the isle with
his singapore cane and joins Brody. Riquez keeps pounding James with the chain. Larry Huntley gets to his feet and
sees all the brawling, in and out of the ring, and calls for the bell. NO WINNER! NO CONTEST!
Great Riquez shoves Huntley over the decision as Brody gets to his feet and hits a lariat on Stryker. all except James
and Riquez are fighting outside the ring. Riquez smacks Huntley and says "look".
Riquez wraps the chain around james's legs and he drags James to all 4 corners. kicking at stomping James as he does
it. after the forth corner he looks at Larry again, "Fool". Huntley shakes his head.
Riquez gets his end of the chain off, and then leaves the ring. Security comes out to break everything up, and in
the mess, Riquez comes and takes the South American title belt off the table.
Sean: HEY! YOU DIDN'T WIN THAT!
Riquez shoves sean back into his chair and takes off thru the crowd and out an exit door.
Mike: Riquez can steal the belt if he wants but he's not the champion, larry declared a no contest because of all
the outside interference.
Sean: but he has the belt and what if he goes and defends it somewhere else.
Mike: Trust me Sean, what do we always say?
(they both say at the same time)
"what goes around...comes around".
Let's go to the back with Craig Johnson.
"Craig here with General Manager Eddie Gordon, Eddie, The Great Riquez just stole the South American Championship
and left the building".
Eddie: he may have the title but he's no champion. If that's the only way he can get that gold then I'll have
something for him later this week. make no mistake, Riquez is NOT, the South American Champion, even if he has the
belt in his possession, he's not the official champion. James The Truth is. So Riquez, you want to steal? There are
ways of dealing with that, and with you.
Eddie: My othe rissue here is, the condition of DXLatin, he's really not fit to compete tonight.
Craig: Are you saying that the highly promoted match of him against "Rebel Angel" Jack Carter, is not going to
happen?
Eddie: I don't know how I can let it happen. They didn't let him wrestle last night in WWKF because of his condition,
and it's not like he's going against a Frankie Armadillo, Jack's over 300 lbs and...
(Carter comes up)
Jack: whao whoa...fuck that, he went all over the world wide web and said he was going to kick my ass, in my ring, in
my home town..now he wants to punk out? what kind of punk bitch shit is this?
Eddie: he's not, I'm trying to consider the options Jack.
Carter: ok, option one...did they send a replacement for him..
Eddie: well..
Carter: did...they send a replacement? they pulled that change at the last second last night, so I ask again..did
they send a replacement.
Eddie: No..they didn't.
Carter: Then he wrestles his match..it's YOUR own rules Eddie, that we wrestle the matches that are booked. so you
want us to go by your rules? Then you have to as well. or what's the point of even having them.
Eddie: Jack, have you even seen the shape he's in?
Carter: I don't give a fuck, he sold woof tickets everywhere, and if he punks out now, he'll be known as a bitch in
his own federation. It's bad enough some of his own guys were making him look like a schmuck for not wrestling last
night. he don't do it here? Then he's going to be known all around the wrestling world, as the guy who pussied out
of his matches. GCW don't have pussys, we wrestle hurt, broken ribs, concussions, eye swollen shut..you think the
late Road warrior Hawk complained when he did the scaffold match with a broken leg? You think Terry Funk punked
out when he was going to do the I Quit match against Ric Flair with a fractured spine?
Eddie: uh..
Carter: no..they didn't, they got into the ring, and they wrestled their match. I'd rather him wrestle and lose, than
to punk out, any little bit of respect I may have for him, will be gone if he wimps out. You insist the match don't
happen, then I insist he goes out to the ring wearing a dress, and explaining to the fans why he's become the bitch
of pro wrestling. I'm sure we can find some high heels for him to wear as well.
(craig winces at all this)
Eddie: That's pretty rough to say, even for you.
Right then DXLatin limps up to the area.
DXLatin: Fuck you carter, see the bandages? see the bruises? all of this won't matter when I kick your ass tonight.
Eddie: Listen.
DXLatin: no YOU LISTEN. I said I was gonna beat this freakin loudmouth, I'm gonna shut his big mouth up, once and
for all...and I'm going to do it, right here in Carter's home town..
(DXLatin spits at carter)
DXLatin: So fuck you Jack, and fuck you all, I'm going 5150 all over you and as beaten up as I am, I'm still gonna kick
your biker ass all over the arena.
DXLatin limps away.
Carter: What Now Mr. General Manager.
Eddie: When the time comes..I'm going to walk out of the building to have a cigarette, whatever happens then, happens.
Carter: good. Now I have to go to the ring with Onita.
Craig: back to you guys at ringside.
Onita and carter come out to the ring with gym bags, Sean hands Jack the mic as they enter the ring.
JC: This for us..is a very special moment we've been wanting to do, for a long time..Professional wrestling has had
many a great tag teams..But there was one that trancended all federations and truly set the standard..and I'd like
to introduce a member of that tag team..right now...ROAD WARRIOR ANIMAL !
"Iron Man" by Black Sabbath plays and Road Warrior Animal comes down the isle to the ring, the Fans pop HUGE and
chant "LOD..LOD..LOD" as he enters the ring.
JC: Animal..it's a pleasure to meet you...You, Precious Paul Ellering and your partner, the late Road Warrior Hawk,
were the tag team that influenced other tag teams..you guys tore thru all the competition all over the world..(animal
nods), you and Hawk..were the ones Mr. Onita and I wanted to be..(the fans cheered)..we didn't want to wear the
shoulder pads..but it was the attitude..the nobody's gonna beat us anytime attitude we liked and respected. the
attitude that we took when we started teaming together....
MO: Now Jack and you are from this city...so the 'chicago attitude' comes thru with both of you. it's how you guys
became tag team experts..and defined what tag team wrestling was, and still should be..that we took..we learned
from watching you guys..and because we're known as the undisputed world tag team champions...(they both reach into
their gym bags and pull out the Undisputed world tag team title belts).
JC: We retired these belts..nobody wants to face us for this gold anymore so Mr. Onita and I thought it would be
fitting..if we gave them to the champions, who helped influenced us, to be champions.
(they hand Animal the titles, and the fans give a standing ovation).
Animal: Let me tell you something about you two..Carter, you're a big big man, you and I are on opposite sides of
this city, me south side, you north side...me white sox fan, you a dedicated cubs fan..but you and Masa here have
done as much to make tag team wrestling the elite in our sport, as Hawk and I did. We never wrestled each other
but we knew who you were, and watched how you guys got things done. We always said that imitation is the greatest
form of flattery, I can speak for Hawk when i say, we're flattered we influenced you and you guys,while not being
a tag team now, will go down in our eyes as the best tag team ever in the world, and I thank you for this very much.
Mike: Now there's a show of class all around you don't see every day.
Sean: So true, we don't have to wait for a once a year wrestlemania to do something like this.
Mike: ooooo..DOH!
sean: This leads us to what GCW is well known for..the following, is our "wrestle crap..moment".
(the scene goes to a prerecorded segment of Eddie Gordon in his office at the GCW promotional headquarters)
"I'm Eddie Gordon, matchmaker and new General Manager of GCW. We here at GCW have taken upon ourselves to do what
no other wrestling federation has the guts to do, basically call out other federations that leave themselves open
to such slamming. In the past we've put Hardcore Wrestling Alliance in their place, so bad that they sent their
man Demien Pride, who had stole a belt of theirs, and defended it against our World Champion Jack Carter and lost it.
After we shattered their myth of them 'setting the standard for hardcore wrestling' they now nolonger have that
slogan. we literally closed Clash Championship Wrestling as fast as they opened, because their man The Ghost was
pretty much a midget wearing a white sheet. Along with the fact that CCW's 'offices', were in a vacant warehouse
that a homeless guy was living in. So now we're going to cover new ground and give you not one, but TWO Wrestle
Crap moments, right now".
"Our first one was this federation some fan sent me info about. WCW Smackdown. WEell I think we're just going to
have to smack them back to the boondocks because I watched Smackdown this past friday night, and it sure as hell
wasn't under the WCW banner. And explain to me please, how these idiots can advertise Team 3-D on this "WCW
Smackdown" when everybody in the world knows they wrestle exclusively for TNA and New Japan Pro Wrestling. This
is what makes most indy promoters look like idiots, advertising talent they know full well they can never get.
so I hope my Rival Vince McMahon can stop getting owned by Dixie carter for ten minutes and see that someone has
blatantly ripped off one of his lower rated shows. WCW doesn't exist anymore fans, McMahon bought them, so any
attempt here to try and get a rub off a name that nolonger exists, just makes the people trying it, look as
foolish as Vince McMahon trying to slam TNA wrestling when his own product is worse".
"Our next one I find just as humorous. ECW Reunited. How is it that one is going to be "ECW Reunited" when Tommy
Dreamer is in the WWE's ECW now, and CAN'T appear on a ECW Reunited federation? Granted he was allowed to appear
at an ECW reunion this past friday night but he couldn't wrestle. His WWE contract openly states that so that
defeats that advertising ploy. RVD is also advertised and I'm sure RVD will run there after facing our International
Heavyweight Champion Masa Onita tonight. And also please explain to me this, how can you be ECW Reunited if you're
willing to take guys from WWE, TNA, current ECW and ROH? THAT's not ECW Reunited, that's just another federation
trying to make a name off a name and product they didn't have what it took to create to begin with. last time I
checked WWE owns the name ECW, so. no sell on that. Why people can't do original things like we do? Well. some try
and copy us but just can't be us, so they have to get a rub from somewhere else and be unoriginal. or..they just
don't have any originality in them and go with the monday night mentality their short attention span has".
"Oh what the hell, I'll give you this third one..Here's a claim that made me chuckle. "Do you have what it takes to
clime to the top of the ladder. Do you have the skills to become a World Champion? Do you have what it takes to put
it on the line every single night in front of millions of fans? Do you have the heart of a warrior, but most
impotently do you have the pride to be a WWE Superstar"?
"Clime? I see preschool dropouts are running this one, I don't think this is WE developmental, if it was then they'd
better develop some spelling skills. Impotently? Nice.. I don't think there's anyone in GCW that's 'impotent', ask
Onita since he had a date with a divs from WWKF last night, and that woman can get a gay man horny".
"So see fans, this is the 'competition' that's out there, and you can thank us here at GCW for exposing them for the
scams they are. We're glad to be a service to the community, now back to the show".
(It goes back to ringside with Mike and Sean)