Post by eddiegordon on Mar 30, 2009 1:41:59 GMT -5
Mike: WOW! Three different feds nailed in one wrestle crap moment.
Sean: I think Superstar got mad about that since he upped and walked away.
Mike: Welcome to GCW Superstar, where we put most other feds in their place..Now around the ringside area you can
see bar stools, pool cues, tables, chairs, beer stiens..you know what time it is Sean.
Sean: and all the wrestlers are in the ring now, it's the bar room brawl match, showing once again that GCW IS the
fed that sets the standard for extreme wrestling.
BAR ROOM BRAWL MATCH W/ TAG TEAM TITLES ON THE LINE.
Referee Ike Brewer calls for the bell and then high tails it out of the ring. leaving the wrestlers to go at it as
he's outside the ring.
Bloodshed Brawlers go right at Giant Sarban as Marcus Jones and Stan Brody get into a shoving match. Executioner
and Billy Nightmare start slugging each other. and Brian Jones leaves the ring and grabs a pool cue.
Sean: Going for it right away.
Mike: why not, the only rule in this is if one member of the tag team is thrown over the top rope, both members are
eliminated.
Sarban shoves off both Bloodshed brawlers and then headbutts Nightmare before Brian Jones breaks the pool cue over
Singh's head. Sarban shakes it off like nothing hit him him and grabs Brian Jones. He's lifting him up for a choke
slam when Bloodshed Benny lowblows him, and Bloodshed Brian rakes the Giant's eyes. Brody and Marcus continue their
slugfest with Marcus getting the better of it for a second before Stan headbutts Marcus. Bloodshed Benny grabs Stan
from behind and Marcus starts cracking brody with roundhouse rights. Nightmare dropkicks Brian and gets Benny from
behind and nails a belly to back suplex. Stan staggers but then hits marcus with a standing dropkick as Giant Sarban
chokeslams Bloodshed Brian.
Brody leaves the ring and starts throwing stuff into the ring, then grabs a bar stool and heads back into the ring.
he's on the apron when Sarban gives him a boot to the head, dropping the big brody off the apron.
Mike: He wasn't thrown over so Stan's still in it.
Executioner gets marcus and whips him into the ropes and shoulderblocks him, knocking Marcus into the ropes. He goes
for a clothesline but Marcus turns it intoa back drop over the top rope to the apron.
Sean: whoa, that was a close one.
Executioner climbs the buckles to the top but Nightmare runs and hits a dropkick, knocking the Executioner down and
he hits groin first into the top rope. Billy nails a superkick but Executioner holds on. Brian Jones grabs Billy
and clocks him with a steel chair as Brody enters the ring and smashes a beer stein into Brian Jones's face.
Mike: That's gonna make him bleed.
Sean: Like just another saturday night at the bar for Brody.
Bloodshed Benny and marcus Jones are trying to throw each other over the top rope, Giant Sarban grabs Brody and after
two tries, lifts the 450 pound Stan up for a bodyslam. Executioner gets back into it and grabs Bloodshed Brian and
fires him over the top rope to the apron. When executioner runs Brian nails a shoulder block thru the ropes and hits
a sunset flip to get back into the ring. sarban is getting trapped in the corner and soon, all the other wrestlers are
on him, punching and beating on him.
Sarban uses all his strength and shoves trhem all away and backhands Nightmare with a huge blow that knocks him over
the top rope. Bloodshed Benny then hits a running elbow smash, knocking Billy off the apron to the floor.
Mike: Brody and Nightmare are out.
Sean: I don't think Stan's going to go quietly.
Brody gets a steel chair and starts bashing anyone in sight, he bashes all the wrestlers and when Ike Brewer tells
Stan he has to leave, Stan throws the chair at Ike's head. he leaves the ring on the apron and kicks Ike in the head.
"I'd leaves when I's damn ready, so fuck you".
Sean: Now what's Ike going to do? Brody ain't leaving, fining him isn't gonna help right now.
Mike: no, Stan'll just reach into his pockets and throw dollar bills in your face.
Sean: Ike has to do something, a ref's authority is being challenged and Brody went back into the ring.
Brody goes back in and most thought he was eliminated, stan stays and continues to battle, slugging marcus Jones
in the head, headbutting sarban and whipping Bloodshed Benny into the ropes for a very stiff lariat. Brian Jones
jumps on Brody's back, and Marcus Jones joins in slugging Brody to get him to the ropes. Executioner smashes a
pool cue in Stan's face and both Jones brothers with all their strength, throw Stan over the top rope to the floor.
Sean: well he's out now, whether he likes it or not.
Mike (chuckles)
Sarban comes up and boots Brian Jones in the head and lifts Marcus up and chokeslams him thru the announcer's table.
Executioner smashes a chair into the back of Brian Jones's head and tosses him over the ropes to the floor as well.
Mike: wow..this wasn't the match up I thought was coming at the end of this. Sarban and Executioner vs the Brawlers?
Sean: This should be interesting as they've never faced each other in a tag team situation before.
Benny gets Executioner as Singh headbutts Brian and then chokeslams him hard onto a bar stool. Benny reverses a whip
into a corner and then throws a chair at Executioner, who catches it and smashes Benny in the head with it, making
him stagger right into a huge belly to back suplex by Sarban, on to anopther bar stool.
Sean: Landing on the metal part of them stools has got to hurt. I don't care who you are.
executioner puts an oriental spike onto Bloodshed Brian as the Jones and Brody and Nightmare start fighting among
themselves around the ring side area.
Mike: Ike's lost all control of this.
Sean: he had control? when?
sarban gets benny and throws him over the top rope, and he just barely misses hitting his feet to the floor. Benny uses
the top rope to lift himself up and reverse flip back over the top rope into the ring again, just to be kicked in the
face by Sarban. Brian climbed the buckles and comes off with a vicious chair shot to Sarban's face. Brody reaches up
and tries to pull the Giant over the top rope. Benny and Brian nail a double clothesline on Executioner, and then each
grab a leg of Sarban's and with Brody on the outside, they get Sarban over the top rope..and to the floor..Ike calls for
the bell quickly..WINNERS AND STILL GCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...BLOODSHED BRAWLERS.
Sean: This match was a mess.
Mike: Tell me of a bar room brawl that wasn't a mess.
Sean: Brody helped sarban get eliminated. I have a feeling that's gonna have some reprocussions.
Mike: Kicking the ref will also cost Brody as well I'm sure. If he's allowed to get away with that, what's to stop
other wrestlers from defying the refs here.
Sean: good point. let's go to Craig Johnson in the back, with none other, than ROB..VAN DAM.
"Craig Johnson here with the acclaimed international superstar, Rob Van Dam, welcome to GCW".
RVD: It's more a you welcome to my world, see, I know about Onita, he's good and all, but he's no Rob Van Dam. he can
move well in the ring and has good technical experience, but he's no Rob Van Dam. I was the man who held the ECW World
Television title the longest and why? because I know I was the best, Rob Van Dam is always the best, and Masa Onita
will be facing the best when in alittle while he faces, Rob Van Dam.
Craig: You held the ECW World tv title the longest? And where's that great title now? You don't even have Bill Alphonso
here to manage you, being the longest holder of a tv title that isn't even featured in the current ECW, doesn't really
amount to much.
RVD: I know what you're trying to do, you GCW guys always try to make people look like idiots, we'll see who the idiot
is later when I become the International champion, then you'll know your place when you're in the precence of..Rob...
Van...Dam..
(RVD walks off)
Craig: I kinda like when Onita imitates that thumb to the shoulder thing, back to you guys.
Mike and Sean are seen laughing..
Mike: uh uh uh...sorry but that was funny, Craig, you just outing RVD like that.
Sean: a duh, I held this title the longest and, a duh, it's not even in use anymore, but I'm Rob Van
Dam and I held that title, remember that.
Mike cracks up even more.
Sean: Some people do leave themselves open for it, I do like this say what you want atmosphere GCW has.
("In Time" By Mark Collie plays, and the fans cheer again)
Mike: here it comes now, the highly anticipated match between our world champion, "Rebel Angel" Jack Carter, and
WWKF's DXLatin.
Sean: but what shapew is Latin going to be in?
Mike: You could tell from earlier, Jack don't care. DXLatin ran his mouth and in GCW, you run your mouth, you
better back it up.
Carter comes up the isle and sees there's still remainders of the last match still spilled around the ringside area.
Jack gets a mic.
"Just leave that shit there, My opponent wants to go 5150, he'll need that stuf, so leave it there".
Jack then looks under the ring, and throws acouple things into the ring, before entering it.
"I fugured, since this is Pay Per View..and we are...in my home town of Chicago..I'd have alittle more fun than usual".
(Jack picks up a head stone that says "16-1, and then tosses it out of the ring)
"Nobody gives two shits about that"
The fans go "ooooo" and Jack picks up a sledgehammer.
"And nobody gives two shits about a wrestling owner's son in law and the best they could do a few weeks back was do a
bad recreation of an Austin/Pillman angle"
The fans go "oooo" even more.
Mike: Oh boy...
Sean: Laughing..This is good, let him keep it up.
"And nobody gives a flying fuck, about a guy in WWKF doing a HH ripoff with a sledgehammer, if he was truly a bad ass,
he wouldn't have to use a sledgehammer and try imitating a guy who can only do that because he's..(Jack looks around)..
because he's fucking....daddy's daughter".(the fans go "WWHOOOAAAAA"!), so King in WWKF, if you were a badass you'd be
here facing me instead of a half beatend DXLatin, so FU cause you ain't shit, and FU to WWKF for not sending someone to
replace DXLatin, obviously nobody in WWKF wants to support him or back him up, so..he takes the ass kicking himself, get
out here and let's see all this '5150' you're gonna do, punkass"!
'REBEL ANGEL' JACK CARTER VS DXLATIN..GCW VS WWKF
DXLatin makes his way down the isle, limping, bandages on his forehead, bandages and tape on his ribs, and one eye
almost swollen shut.
Mike: Man he does look like shit. Brett Fury really did a number on him last monday and last night..
Sean: Somne people should just call it a day, fight another day, but as jack said, this was hyped up for this pay per
view and peopple bought tickets and bought this show from their cable companies, for this match, mostly.
Mike: (sighs), I wish jack would reconsider this, really, this could be put off.
Sean: it could've been, but the GM of WWKF never bothered to send a replacement, so how does that look, sending a beaten
man into abttle like this.
DXLatin gets the mic on the outside of the ring.
DXLatin: Listen carter, stop laughing at the way I look. I know I look like shit, but you're gonna look worse when I get
get thru with you...
Owner James Long comes down and tries to talk to DXLatin..
DXLatin: No,, I won't back out of this, I'm standing up for WWKF, I'm gonna shut that big mouth up, so shove it, Long.
and you Carter, far as I'm concerned, you're...THE BIGGEST PUNKASS THE CITY OF CHICAGO HAS TO OFFER"!
(The fans go "OOOOOOOOO" and James Long shrugs his shoulders, then comes and sits with Mike and Sean. DXLatin slowly
goes up the ring stairs and enters the ring).
Sean: I don't think Latin should be doing this match mr. Long.
Long: Me and Eddie Gordon have been trying to talk him out of this all night, he would've been paid. if he decided not
to do the match, we would've paid him anyway, as a respect to WWKF and to him for even showing up. You heard him though
so I can't do more, he's on his own in there.
DXLatin and Carter circle the ring. they tie up. and Jack gets latin against the ropes, and Latin's leg gives out. Jack
steps back with a clean break.
Mike: a clean break? From CARTER!?
Sean: Look at DXLatin..his leg just gave out.
Long: This is going to be hard to watch.
Jack ties up again and gets him against the ropes, and again the leg gives out on DXLatin...Jack steps back again,
shaking his head..jack then asks for a mic...
"Listen..I know you're hurt, I'm going to give you this one chance..to just leave the ring...admit you don't have
the level of health you need to take me on, and just go get medical attention. This would be best, and I can get anyone
in the back to come out and fight me".
Mike: That's unusual, even for Jack.
Sean: If I were latin, I'd consider this.
Long: It's an act of professionalism that one usually sees Carter do behind the scenes.and there's plenty of GVW guys
that would come out here if DXLatin does quit.
DXLatin: Forget it Carter..I'm not punking...not for you,,for these asshole fans who cheer you..(fans boo) or for any
one else...I'm going 5150 on you, RIGHT NOW"!
DXLatin ties up with Jack and smacks him with a forearm before fires Carter into the ropes, Jack leap frogs over him
and bounces off the opposite set of ropes to land a shoulder block, taking Latin to the mat. Latin gets up and limps
to the ropes.
The fans start chanting "Carter's gonna kill you....Carter's gonna kill you...Carter's gonna kill you..." and DXLatin
flips the fans off.."SHUT UP..WHY DON'T YOU ALL GO KILL YOURSELVES"!
Mike: Nice way to make friends there Latin...
Sean: Yep, those kind of comments sure do make the people of Chicago very friendly..
Long:(lauughs)
Jack and DXLatin tie up again and Latin gets a hammerlock then shoves Jack shoulder first into a corner turnbuckle.
he then slaps Jack in the face...and then Latin's leg gives out again.
Mike: Slap carter!?
Long: Wrong idea.
Jack doesn't step back this time. Carter kicks latin in the ribs and latin goes down, holding his ribs.
referee Larry Huntley holds Jack back. and Jack's getting pissed.
"oh come on, what the fuck...he chose to keep going, he's had every out he can ever have offered to him, I nolonger
have sympathy..".
Carter kicks Latin again in the ribs as he makes it to his feet. Carter fires him into the ropes for an overhead
power slam. jack starts pounding Latin with punches, opening up the cuts he recieved last night, blood starting to
pour out. jack then lifts latin up and delivers a russian leg sweep and cover. 1...2...
Mike: why..did Latin get his shoulders up.
Sean: He should've just taken the three count and gotten out of there.
Jack grabs Latin by the hair but Latin low blows Carter, hits a reverse atomic drop and and follows up with a DDT on
the GCW world champion. Latrin slugs Jack back several times and then brings Jack to his feet. and nails a face plant
on Carter. Latin then hits a front somersault into a leg drop to the back of Cater's neck.
Mike: Maybe we were wrong..
Sean: he'd better keep going with this spurt..
Latin fires Carter into the corner and starts hammering him with punches Carter goes to one knee and keeps taking the
punches. Latin steps back and then comes in with a vicious kick to Jack's gut. and Jack falls onto his stomach. latin
then yells "5150 baby"! and the fans boo.
Latin gets jack up in the corner and starts belting him, on the third one, Carter shoves latin in the face. Latin hits
Jack again and Jack shoves his face...
Sean: uh oh...
Mike: now...Jack's mad.
Latin hits jack a third time and after Jack shoves latin's face again, Latin backs up seeing the look in Carter's eyes.
Jack gives a double flip off and says "fuck you"! then nails DXLatin with several punches, then going to jab after jab
after jab and follows up with a flip flop and fly, dropping Latin to the mat. Jack the gets Latin up on his feet and
nails the death wish, and covers for the count. 1...2...
Sean: damn, why is he still trying to fight this.
Mike: Alyssa Ruins of the WWKF was concerned this would happen.
Long: Jack's not gonna have any mercy on this guy anymore. I can feel it.
Jack stomps Latin in the ribs, then in the head before draggin his hurt leg over to the ropes, he drapes it over the
bottom rope and looks over to a fan. he motions to the fan.
Long: Everytime Carter does that, the chairs come flying from everywhere.
Only one chair came to Jack
Sean: whew! lucky there.
Long: You're telling me, I keep telling Jack not to do that, but you see how well he listens to anything I say.
Jack takes the chair and bashes latin's hurt leg, DXLatin screams out in pain. Jack hammers him in the head and
then back on the leg again. Huntley as well is having a hard time watching this and gets Jack to step back. Latin's
holding his leg and Jack moves past Huntley and jams the end of the chair into Latin's leg again. he slams the
chair into the leg, denting it. Jack flings the chair across the ring..drags latin out to the middle of the ring by
his legs and after dropping a fist drop to the head, rolls Latin on his back and slaps on an STF.
Mike: Oh shit..that is such a painful hold.
Sean: Listen to Latin screaming...
Long: I'm about to end this match myself if this keeps up..There comes a time when both WWKF and GCW can go at it
again, find someone else to represent them..This...
Mike: whoa look!
DXLatin tried to get to the ropes, but instead, taps out...Huntley calls for the bell.WINNER! 'REBEL ANGEL' JACK
CARTER!
Sean: Thank God.
Carter quickly releases the hold. stands up and the fans cheer as Jack's hand is raised in victory. Jack leaves
the ring but then stops, and goes back into the ring again.
Mike: Oh come on Carter, leave him alone...you proved you could beat him, it's tied now 2-2 between the federations.
there's no need...
Sean: I don't think he's going to attack him, look...
Jack yells for Long to get the paramedics out here. Then looks at latin..
"Listen..I know you wanna be a tough guy...but as long as I been in this sport there are times you just got to do
what's right for yourself...just get on the fucking stretcher will ya? get the help you need, and when you're
healed up..come see me..and I'll be happy to face you again...just..shut up..don't say anything...do what's right for
you and for the federation you work for".
The medics come with the stretcher..Jack looks at them.."be very fucking careful with him..and get him some attention,
NOW"!
They get him on the stretcher and Jack goes with them up the isle as Rob Van Dam goes past them to the ring.
Mike: we can't catch a breath at all here, our main event is starting now.
Sean: Welcome to GCW..(chuckles).
RVD gets the mic..
"that's righyt, get that piece of trash out of here, nobody wants to see a schmuck get carted out, because ROB VAN
DAM is here now"!
Jack turns around and stares at RVD.
"That's right Jack, you heard me, Nobody's as good as Rob Van Dam, you brawl, but you're not Rob Van Dam, and a beer
drinking bum like you, will never be..Rob..Van...Dam...".
Right then "The One" by White Zombie" plays...Onita comes out and says something to Jack.."Kick his fucking ass, will
you..I'm going to attend to the medics with Latin back there".
MASA ONITA VS ROB VAN DAM (INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH)
Onita comes down and gets in the ring...some fans chant "RVD RVD RVD" and Onita nods...he hands Ike Brewer the title
and after Ike gives it to a ring aide, calls for the bell.
Mike: James Long went to the back with the medics, hope they get DXLatin to a hospital.
Sean: That was hard to witness but at least we evened the odds between last night and tonight. so..take that WWKF!
Mike(chuckles) fuckin Sean.
Onita and RVD tie up and they exchange headlocks and hammerlocks and RVD reverses a whip on onita into the ropes for
a back drop, then connects a dropkick, hits the ropes and hits Onita with the rolling thunder. he goes for a leg lock
but Masa kicks him off and after a double chop to the kidneys, Onita chops RVD in the head and makes it to his feet.
he hits a jumping hurracarana for a 1 1/2 count. Rob smacks Masa in the face and fires him into a corner He gets a
monkeyflip out of the corner, and then hits a spingboard from the top rope into a frog splash.
Sean: geez that was nice.
Mike: Oh yeah...this is a main event anywhere in the country, bar none.
RVD then hits another rolling thunder and hooks the leg for a close 2 count. Masa blocks a kick and turns it into a
legdrag and turn into a half crab hold.
Mike: and just like that, Onita comes back.
RVD turns and kicks Onita off, springs to his feet and goes for a superkick. Onita catches the foot and takes RVD
down into anm ankle lock. RVD squirms yelling in pain and masa cinches down and turns it into an STF.
Sean: Gonna try and win it like Carter did.
Mike: why not, it works.
RVD makes it to the ropes for a break, and slides out of the ring.
Onita goes out as well and they brawl around the area, RVD slams Masa into a ring post, grabs a chair and after
throwing at Onita, hits the van damninator on Masa, knocking his lights out. RVD then gets on the apron and uses the
top rope to hit a 450 splash on Onita on the floor. the fans chant "GCW GCW GCW".
RVD tosses Onita back into the ring, climbs the buckles and is about to jump, when Onita gets to his knees and wobbles
to his feet staggering. RVD risks it and dives but Onita catches him and gives a series of back breakers and then
follows up with a death valley driver. a section of fans chant "spry your mist...spray your mist..spray your mist"..
Onita Looks over, tries to shake the cobwebs out and gets up. just to get hit with a dropkick. RVD goes for a split
legged moonsault out of the corner and pins for a 2 count. He goes for a kick which Masa blocks by gabbing the leg
and leg dragging RVD hard into the corner. Onita connects with chops and kicks and punches and the wallops RVD with
the spinning backhand shot he's getting known for, which drops RVD to the mat in the corner. Onita goes to the
opposite dianganal corner and connects with a low dropkick to RVD's face. then leaves the ring and gets a chair.
he come sback in. RVD dropkicks Masa again and goes for a knee to the ribs but Masa clocks RVD with a chop to the
temple, knees his opponent low and delivers a spinning powerbomb on the chair. he then gets the chair out from under
RVD, waits for him to get up, throws the chair and nails RVD with the Van Daminator.
Sean: damn! hits RVD with his own move.
Mike: that's as bad as Frankie Armadillo earlier getting the Bronco Buster on Big Vinnie James.
Sean: 160 pound frankie calling Vinnie his bitch, I'm still laughing about that.
Onita gives the fans what they want by spitting a green mist into RVD's eyes. he then lifts RVD up who's crying out
in pain for being blinded, and Onita delievers the end of the line..and pins RVD for the count. 1...2.....3. Ike
calls for the bell. WINNER! AND STILL INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION..MR MONDAY MELTDOWN, MASA ONITA!
Onita gets to his feet and mocks RVD's "thumbs to the shoulders" routine.
Mike: Is there a wrestler or wrestling company, anywhere, that this company won't make fun of?
Sean: I highly doubt it, but this is a major upset. Onita defeats International star Rob Van Dam, by pinfall. who
has the toughest wrestlers in wrestling, and why do we, WOOO!
The fans throw streamers into the ring and chant "ONITA ONITA ONITA".
Mike: Well fans, this is the end of our Pay Per View March Massacre...it's been one hell of a crazy show Sean.
Sean: and that's what GCW is all about...Monday Melt down won't be shown this week due to Chicago Cubs Preseason
baseball.
Mike: But there will be a recap show this coming thrusday night on WGN, that'll feature highlights from the show
we've just seen, along with comments and interviews from some of the wrestlers themselves.
Sean: I'm Sean Patterson
Mike: and I'm Mike dean..until next time we say so ,ong from the U.I.C. Pavilion in Chicago.
The show ends with the GCW graphic with the statement.."GCW..It's not a secret...anymore".
